i love all my children equally

they are all connected by string

I've become like...weirdly fascinated with how ridiculous Outsourced is. It's just, it's just not good in ways that are completely incomprehensible. Every episode has like half a second of moderate potential, and then the rest of it is just WHY. And yet I've developed some sort of pathological need to know what happens every. And then by the end of it I'm generally banging my head against the wall. I don't know why I do this to myself.
alabaster skin and farm girl looks

aaron sorkin, you slay me.

The trailers for The Social Network already kill me. In the words of the wise brother, "Wow, does that look...pretentious." Yes it does! Yes it does. But kudos for any editor that can work a choral version of Radiohead in there.